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Aug 25 2008

Do Not Marry an Italian Woman

Published by mrfrugal at 10:28 am under social, social issues Edit This

I have some issues with Italian women. Yes, I am married to an Italian; have been for the past seven years. Me being of a mutt race (German, Irish, Mexican, and I think some Cheyenne) I was unaware of what I was getting into. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife but damn sometimes I feel like shaking the crap out of her. Let me give you three reasons to tell your son not to marry an Italian (first generation American) woman.

<!–[if !supportLists]–>1) <!–[endif]–>These women want to take total control of their men to set themselves to be the Alpha Male and Female. This mindset goes back to the old country because the men are mamma’s boys in there homeland. The guys stay a hold to their mother’s tits way too long and want women who are like their mother. However, the opposite is true in Sicily. On a side note, first generation Americans males that are of Italian decent are not mamma’s boys, the opposite is true.

<!–[if !supportLists]–>2) <!–[endif]–>LAZY, these women want everything but do not want to get a full time job. Every one of the Italian women I know, the mature ones to do have real jobs. Working part-time at Sears at 53 is not a job. GET A REAL JOB LADIES. I made my wife get her full-time job back after my kids went to kindergarten. I told my wife that this is America, I work you work. Women and men in my eyes are equal. Is that not what burning bras in the sixties was about?

<!–[if !supportLists]–>3) <!–[endif]–>The women bitch all the time. Nothing is ever good enough. More, more, more is the only word these women know. Never any constructive criticism, just evil, vicious, rants about if they were a man they would be a better one then you.

Do yourself a favor buddy; marry a nice good full blooded 100% American girl with a nice rack.

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2 Responses to “Do Not Marry an Italian Woman”

  1. mariaon 25 Aug 2008 at 12:15 pm edit this

    You’re a pig! first off there is NO such thing as a 100% american woman.
    I am an Italian woman and after reading your post realize YOU DO NOT DESERVE AN ITALIAN WIFE.

    Better watch out! Italian women have been known to eat their children for money. Lord only knows what they do to their husbands.

    faccia bruta!

  2. Romualdoon 23 Sep 2008 at 8:20 pm edit this

    As my father, who came to this country in 1936, would say of you, “Tu e mezza uomo!” Get a second and third job and support your fsmily like a man. Didn’t your mother teach you that women are special.

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