Sep 01 2008
My Wife Pisses Me Off
What the hell is wrong with women? Why are they so keen on kicking a man’s heart? I am not a bitch; I fight on not only for me but for my fellow man. I will not bow down to the will of my significant other. My wife must get it though her thick head that this is a marriage and our “holy bondage” should be about communication, not having things always going your way 100% of the time. Are they all evil or just the married one carry the gene?
This all started when my wife asked me if the dress she was wearing made her look fat. Of course I said no. Then she asked me if her butt looked big; again I said no. Next she asked me if her boobs looked even; now keep in mind this is a span of 10 minutes. To her latest question I said no. Last she asked me again “are you sure this dress doesn’t make me look fat”? Unfortunately, I did not stick to the “no” answer but instead told her to not blame the dress for you looking fat, blame the hamburger and French fries you ate yesterday for your current weight problem.
Ah yah, now my wife is getting upset with me for every reason under the sun. Maybe I need to work on my communication skills and lie to get though the day, at least just with my wife.
