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My friend from college wrote me an e-mail today inviting me to a party.  This particular friend was also my roommate and a participated in my wedding.  My wife is saying he is a bad friend and I should not go because we have not spoken for over a year.  I told my wife that he is busy man and our friendships may fade but it will never die.  He is not even a bad guy; he’s a hard working professional.  But never the less she does not want to go to the party but if it was her college friend we would be there in a heart beat. 

I don’t know what’s wrong with my wife. She wants me home to herself at all time. If there is anybody out there with some advice on my current situation please write to me.

I guess I voted for a winner when I voted yes on Proposition 8. Hurray for me.  However, even through I am not a fan of homosexuality unless it’s two hot women which is never the case in real life; this “victory” will be short-lived.  We must face the facts that this victory was barely won, 52% to 48%. This indicates that the vast majority are not opponents of gay marriage.  I believe if the turn out was +58% in favor of Prop 8 then I would not feel uneasy about not giving marriage rights to homosexuals. But, the fact that the prop was such a close race indicates we should not take the right of marriage away from gays.

Here’s the rub.  We need to keep this Proposition. Why you ask?  Because if we don’t gays will come from all over the country (even though 90% of them live in San Francisco) to get married.  And believe me people that we here in California have enough liberals, we don’t need anymore.  All the states that had no on gay marriage ballots won by vast majorities and unless gays would like to spend their wedding day in sunny Massachusetts then you know were their coming.  A minority of gays is one thing but to have a huge amount is sickening.  Damn, I hate those gay pride parades. 

One more thing then I will move on with different subjects for my blog. If you’re gay you’re gay, it’s not a choice (at least for 75%). Homosexuality has been around before the Greeks ruled the Meditranian and they will be around when the next great state is in power. But remember homosexuals in the rest of those great societies were condoned but never given marriage rights. 

I’m sticking to my guns and voting yes on proposition 8.  We must not let liberals distort the sanctuary of marriage (straight people defy marriage enough).  I am not saying gays have everything in their favor but come on; marrying each other is an oxymoron.  They should not be able to wed and adopt kids and raise them to be gay lovers; tolerance is a better solution. Remember, that it was a Frisco mayor and four judges that decided to legalize gay marriage, not the people of California.  We must not let judges continue to make the laws as they seem fit.  VOTE YES on 8.  Remember to always go against the majority of liberals and/or conservatives, they both suck. One side just sucks penises.

What the hell is wrong with women? Why are they so keen on kicking a man’s heart? I am not a bitch; I fight on not only for me but for my fellow man. I will not bow down to the will of my significant other. My wife must get it though her thick head that this is a marriage and our “holy bondage” should be about communication, not having things always going your way 100% of the time. Are they all evil or just the married one carry the gene?

This all started when my wife asked me if the dress she was wearing made her look fat. Of course I said no. Then she asked me if her butt looked big; again I said no. Next she asked me if her boobs looked even; now keep in mind this is a span of 10 minutes. To her latest question I said no. Last she asked me again “are you sure this dress doesn’t make me look fat”? Unfortunately, I did not stick to the “no” answer but instead told her to not blame the dress for you looking fat, blame the hamburger and French fries you ate yesterday for your current weight problem.

Ah yah, now my wife is getting upset with me for every reason under the sun. Maybe I need to work on my communication skills and lie to get though the day, at least just with my wife.